So far today...

It is 11:30 am. I have been at work for an hour and a half. And already today, I have seen:

1) the biggest German Shepherd I have EVER seen in my life, on a leash held by a similarly large police officer;
2) a man on a fine spring morning wearing a crushed purple velvet blazer;
3) a chihuahua so fat its legs looked like they were only about an inch and a half long;
4) two homeless people with a shopping cart just as decked out as their bodies were in hand-crocheted... everything. Multi-colored. Multi-yarned. Multi-crocheted.
5) And this article about Cheerios being a drug.

Hm.