Showing posts with label Contributions from Minions. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

David Bowie = Macaulay Caulkin + Nick Frost < Mark Sanford


Laziness is setting in... This week has been unaccountably long so far and quite busy and I'm starting to feel my energy level drop out from under me. Rather than losing it entirely by pushing myself too hard, here are some bits of awesome I've found scattered about on the cluttered floor of the Internetz.

1) From Overheard In New York:

Random hipster: If David Bowie had wheels, how much would you pay to ride on him?
--St. Mark's Place
(You guys know my answer to that question.)


2) I have to find a way to watch this show somehow, even though it airs in Britain. A sample question for the contestants:
Q: Macaulay Culkin is a child, but can you name an adult?
A: This was not as easy as it seemed, as the only acceptable answer was Tom Petty.

3) Speaking of British shows I love, check this out:


4) Taking a break from laziness, can I please just take a moment to ask why this story about South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford having an affair is such a big deal that it warranted front page placement in both the NY Times and Wall St. Journal (and probably many others - those are just the only 2 papers I see in physical paper form every day)?? Every time another politician admits to having had an affair, and the media goes crazy, and people start acting as if this is a HUGE story like Atlantis has fucking surface from the bottom of the ocean and our understanding of the world has irrevocably changed, I just scratch my head. I mean... Oh my gosh, somebody is having an AFFAIR? Well, isn't that novel. Oh, wow, and it's a POLITICIAN? Who knew politicians, those upstanding and morally unimpeachable pillars of the community, could have affairs? Isn't it shcoking?

....No, no it's not. LOTS of people have affairs, and politicians have probably more than average. Isn't this common knowledge by now? How many political sex scandals have to break per week for us to get this through our heads? Holy crap, people, calm down. Why should what a governor does with his dick have to have ANY impact on what he does for his state and constituents? I just... I don't get it. Can't we focus on something pertinent to something, please?

/end grumbling

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Brain vs. Machines

Oh, thank you. Thank you, Sandra Ammodt and Sam Wang. Thank you for having some sense. Featured in the NY Times today: "Computers vs. Brains" . A ringing confirmation of my logic. Proof that I'm not the only one with common sense! Hallelujah!

Read it:

Inventor Ray Kurzweil, in his 2005 futurist manifesto “The Singularity Is Near,” extrapolates current trends in computer technology to conclude that machines will be able to out-think people within a few decades. In his eagerness to salute our robotic overlords, he neglects some key differences between brains and computers that make his prediction unlikely to come true.

Brains have long been compared to the most advanced existing technology — including, at one point, telephone switchboards. Today people talk about brains as if they were a sort of biological computer, with pink mushy “hardware” and “software” generated by life experiences.

However, any comparison with computers misses a messy truth. Because the brain arose through natural selection, it contains layers of systems that arose for one function and then were adopted for another, even though they don’t work perfectly. An engineer with time to get it right would have started over, but it’s easier for evolution to adapt an old system to a new purpose than to come up with an entirely new structure. Our colleague David Linden has compared the evolutionary history of the brain to the task of building a modern car by adding parts to a 1925 Model T that never stops running. As a result, brains differ from computers in many ways, from their highly efficient use of energy to their tremendous adaptability.

One striking feature of brain tissue is its compactness. In the brain’s wiring, space is at a premium, and is more tightly packed than even the most condensed computer architecture. One cubic centimeter of human brain tissue, which would fill a thimble, contains 50 million neurons; several hundred miles of axons, the wires over which neurons send signals; and close to a trillion (that’s a million million) synapses, the connections between neurons.

The memory capacity in this small volume is potentially immense. Electrical impulses that arrive at a synapse give the recipient neuron a small chemical kick that can vary in size. Variation in synaptic strength is thought to be a means of memory formation. Sam’s lab has shown that synaptic strength flips between extreme high and low states, a flip that is reminiscent of a computer storing a “one” or a “zero” — a single bit of information.

But unlike a computer, connections between neurons can form and break too, a process that continues throughout life and can store even more information because of the potential for creating new paths for activity. Although we’re forced to guess because the neural basis of memory isn’t understood at this level, let’s say that one movable synapse could store one byte (8 bits) of memory. That thimble would then contain 1,000 gigabytes (1 terabyte) of information. A thousand thimblefuls make up a whole brain, giving us a million gigabytes — a petabyte — of information. To put this in perspective, the entire archived contents of the Internet fill just three petabytes.

To address this challenge, Kurzweil invokes Moore’s Law, the principle that for the last four decades, engineers have managed to double the capacity of chips (and hard drives) every year or two. If we imagine that the trend will continue, it’s possible to guess when a single computer the size of a brain could contain a petabyte. That would be about 2025 to 2030, just 15 or 20 years from now.

This projection overlooks the dark, hot underbelly of Moore’s law: power consumption per chip, which has also exploded since 1985. By 2025, the memory of an artificial brain would use nearly a gigawatt of power, the amount currently consumed by all of Washington, D.C. So brute-force escalation of current computer technology would give us an artificial brain that is far too costly to operate.

Compare this with your brain, which uses about 12 watts, an amount that supports not only memory but all your thought processes. This is less than the energy consumed by a typical refrigerator light, and half the typical needs of a laptop computer. Cutting power consumption by half while increasing computing power many times over is a pretty challenging design standard. As smart as we are, in this sense we are all dim bulbs.

A persistent problem in artificial computing is the sensitivity of the system to component failure. Yet biological synapses are remarkably flaky devices even in normal, healthy conditions. They release neurotransmitter only a small fraction of the time when their parent neuron fires an electrical impulse. This unreliability may arise because individual synapses are so small that they contain barely enough machinery to function. This may be a trade-off that stuffs the most function into the smallest possible space.

In any case, a brain’s success is not measured by its ability to process information in precisely repeatable ways. Instead, it has evolved to guide behaviors that allow us to survive and reproduce, which often requires fast responses to complex situations. As a result, we constantly make approximations and find “good-enough” solutions. This leads to mistakes and biases. We think that when two events occur at the same time, one must have caused the other. We make inaccurate snap judgments such as racial prejudice. We fail to plan rationally for the future, as explored in the field of neuroeconomics.

Still, engineers could learn a thing or two from brain strategies. For example, even the most advanced computers have difficulty telling a dog from a cat, something that can be done at a glance by a toddler — or a cat. We use emotions, the brain’s steersman, to assign value to our experiences and to future possibilities, often allowing us to evaluate potential outcomes efficiently and rapidly when information is uncertain. In general, we bring an extraordinary amount of background information to bear on seemingly simple tasks, allowing us to make inferences that are difficult for machines.

If engineers can understand how to apply these shortcuts and tricks, computer performance could begin to emulate some of the more impressive feats of human brains. However, this route may lead to computers that share our imperfections. This may not be exactly what we want from robot overlords, but it could lead to better “soft” judgments from our computers.

This gets us to the deepest point: why bother building an artificial brain?

As neuroscientists, we’re excited about the potential of using computational models to test our understanding of how the brain works. On the other hand, although it eventually may be possible to design sophisticated computing devices that imitate what we do, the capability to make such a device is already here. All you need is a fertile man and woman with the resources to nurture their child to adulthood. With luck, by 2030 you’ll have a full-grown, college-educated, walking petabyte. A drawback is that it may be difficult to get this computing device to do what you ask.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Validation

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal." -Albert Einstein

Friday, December 5, 2008

Well, there it is.

I have been unable to write, as I noted earlier, all week. I just. Can't. And today I've been really pushing myself to think of something, to put something cohesive together and just f-ing DO it. The advent of a tragedy in my life has forced me to re-evaluate a few things, namely the things I have control of in my own life, and I've realized that I am very, very frustrated with my lack of discipline and work ethic. Disappointed, mostly, because I have been blessed with an unstoppable drive to assert myself creatively on my world, but simultaneously have found myself possessed of a paralyzing fear of failure in my endeavors, and a lethargy that arises directly as a result of that fear. I am always tired, too tired to do the things I want to do, because if I were to energize myself and do them I would face the possibility of them going unrecognized. For example, I never paint things to keep, only to give away. When I do paint something for myself, I never finish it, always telling myself "Oh, that needs to be touched up a little before I show it to anyone." It's the same with stories. Poems don't even get started anymore.

What's really unfortunate is that, the more I look at my few finished projects and accomplishments, the more I realize that they are, in fact, quite decent. Some of them even border on GOOD. But I'm stuck at a place of uncertainty. New York, especially, is so intimidating in the depth and breadth of possibilities for a creative individual to earn a name and perhaps even a living, but I am absolutely terrified of moving forward to a point at which I could claim myself to actually BE one of those creative individuals on a professional level. No matter how much I create, I have never once voiced the assertion: "I am a writer." or "I am an artist." These are dreams for me, goals that if they were to be reached, would carry on their backs a weight too huge to imagine - the criticism and analysis of a public beyond my own, already severe and even punishing, critiques. Because, while New York is rife with opportunities, it is also a place with millions and millions of dark corners in which hide the failures of those who attempted to be heard. It's terrifying. Debilitating.

And so, rather than really trying to succeed, I continue to let myself languish in fear and self-indulgent criticism, telling myself over and over that I'm not good enough yet to make my debut. I never finish anything, letting my ideas pile up on top of each other. Ideas for ventures, businesses I could run on my talents, never get far enough to even advertise them. "I could paint murals in people's houses! I'll put them up in my apartment, take pictures, paint in friends' places, take pictures, and post them online! I could make a living that way!" Or "I could paint cups and saucers and sell them online!" Or "I could take commissions for paintings on canvas!" Or "I could have written a way better article on this for that blog!" or "I could really be a writer." But I don't DO it. Because I'm always too busy, or too tired, or too overworked, or too underworked and listless, or whatever. It's always something.

But the quote on Jenelle's Gchat today, "Against the ruin of the world, there is only one defense -- the creative act" is making me think. A lot. Here I am making excuses, perfectly aware that they are only that: excuses. Painfully aware. But not changing the situation. I've been sitting her all day bemoaning how I'll never make a name for myself as a blogger if I don't WRITE anything, but again, I haven't been writing.

But then, a few minutes ago, something magical happened. There is indeed a muse. And he walked into my gallery. And he was a tall older man, probably from a Nordic country based on his accent and physique. He had a beard of mostly-salt and a little pepper. He was wearing a tasteful, but nonetheless plaid, suit. And he was also wearing... get ready... a FUR BERET. I am not kidding. He is still in the gallery as I'm typing this. In his fur beret. It looks like fox fur. I dont' even know where one would go to purchase such a splendid thing as this. I never would have even thought for a moment that somebody made these things. But behold. It is here. And it is glorious.

And when I saw it, I said to myself, "Well, there's your blog post for the day. It has nothing to do with anything, but it's remarkable enough to warrant a blog post, no doubt about that." And so I set in to write about it, and lo, I have instead bared my soul. And it feels good.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Well put

This is, once again, from my favorite old lady (maybe... the jury is still out on whether the bloggers are as old as they say, but I love what they write regardless) blog, Margaret and Helen, and it basically says exactly what I try to say every day but have trouble framing in words:

"Has it occurred to anyone else that the Republican party has become the party of money, guns and sex? It seems to be the only things they think about. Who is having sex with who? How much are my taxes? Keep your hands off my guns. I really think they would explode if a gay couple used their tax refund to purchase an AKA assault rifle. They wouldn’t know whether to hate the sinner or compliment the sin. ...

It is just so interesting to me that the voters who most value religious freedom seem to be the most willing to embrace religious values, while the voters who claim to be the most religious are clearly the least. Don’t get me wrong. There are lots well-intentioned, good hearted Christians out there. We just don’t seem to be squeaking loud enough. We’ve known for years that we have a health care problem. Bill used Hilary Clinton to try and address it back in 1992. Do you realize that was 16 years ago? Republicans squeaked that it was Government-run healthcare and it would bankrupt our county. So millions of families continued to live without adequate healthcare while the government swept the whole mess under the rug. Suddenly banks and auto industries are having trouble and money seems to be growing on trees. Says a great deal about our priorities. "

Monday, November 3, 2008

Economic cut and paste

Economic and political advice/analysis/predictions from my very good friend Jarrod. Don't get annoyed with him; he knows what he's talking about and is highly educated on economic theory, and is almost always right with his predictions at an intuitive level anyway. So just bear with him and believe him, and prepare:



Election 2008 is causing a much bigger societal rift than expected, but that generally happens preceding times of extreme volatility, deflationary economic conditions, and upcoming/ongoing periods of warfare.Time is not chronological in the sense we think of it as today, but rather it is cyclical. This is especially true in massive national, and especially global, economic cycles. We are entering a period known as deflation, and it has been seriously on since at least 2000. The second "Bull" market from early 2000's until now has failed to truly break any high ground set back then, and the iceberg tip has surfaced to be followed by much more severe economic pain and after a counter-trend rally, a much further decline in stocks.The choice of President has nothing to do with this. Money is too liquid, too massive, for any government to ever successfully control it. Don't believe me? Name one global market that is currently stable and rising at larger degree. Despite the choice of government, regulatory policies, or levels of taxation (all of which vary greatly from nation to nation) the entire global economy is contracting. Now tell me that the choice of our next President will solve this crisis. (Speaking of money, the U.S Dollar is essentially illegal anyway because it has been, since Roosevelt, a revolving door of taxes and printing new notes to kind of spiral us upwards into a monetary structure with no real base. The "gold standard" is also a myth, especially in modern times, and besides gold is just "money" because we say it is... the same way we say a dollar bill is a dollar.)Deflation hurts, and lasts a long time (like every economic cycle... I'm calling around 2018 for this one.) It starts with a primary recession (early 2000's) and then balloons up well past that into new mania, and then crashes into a secondary recession generally larger and more painful than the first, and global in nature (current.) Interest rates plummet, rise again, and once again plummet as credit freezes (sound familiar?) It is a period in which prices fall across the board. We know this because the "flight to safety" as the market crashed failed: gold is also down a significant amount (56%.) Gold will come down to around $600 an ounce and then we will look to seriously consider buying in at this level. Oil has also fallen as we've predicted, despite fears of its inevitable rise into the stratosphere (down 54%.) Our current target is $39 - $49 a barrel, and then it will stage a significant rally. The dollar will pull back hard and then push new highs, but this will only hurt our ability to export thus pushing us into a deeper contraction. Other commodities are also down - silver, corn, copper, soybeans, etc. The Baltic Dry Index, tracking shipping demand and such, is down 92% in five months. Unprecedented in the history of modern globalization.Stock markets during these times do whatever the Hell they want. Generally they crash hard, followed by the biggest rallies ever recorded (which only occur in the depths of Bear markets), and then crash again. Rallies in these conditions are only occurring because economic news is "not as bad as expected." A negative GDP is ALWAYS a bad thing, yet it wasn't "as negative" as analysts predicted, so the market surged this past week. However, net and net after a deflationary cycle the market loses money. Buy-and-hold is a myth. 401(k)'s are not wise decisions. Sell into rallies, and hold short ETFs for near-term swings. Cash is king. Treasury bills bought and held from 2001 until now would have made a combined 36%, whereas investing in the S&P 500 would have lost you just about 30%.Social mood undergoes radical change during these periods. Oftentimes deflation is accompanied by massive warfare and bloodshed - the only two modern examples of this are WWII and the Civil War. The Panic of 1819, etc. is also comparable, but too non-studied in this country for anyone to know what I'm talking about. Essentially heavy borrowing to finance the War of 1812 led to the inevitable collapse of the banking system- widespread foreclosures, bank failures, unemployment rates sky-rocketed, prices dropped, and agriculture and manufacturing plummeted. Immediately following 1816 and leading into 1819 (the panic officially ended in 1823), American bankers created banknotes and other such products to sell here and globally that inevitably led to the collapse and failure of those markets as well. This is sounding awfully familiar. People proposed many fixes- increasing tariffs, decreasing tariffs, direct debt relief, restricting bank credit, increasing infrastructure and public works, stricter regulations, etc. The governent initiated programs for immediate debtor relief and calls for financial reform, and it is generally considered that this only prolonged the pain, and the long-term result was the future Panics of 1837 and 1857. Incidentally, no matter which candidate you vote for this problem is already inherent in the system, and there is nothing they can do about it that will reverse this course. Again, whoever wins this election will not make a decisive difference. But you can go ahead and believe otherwise, and if the candidate you support loses you can blame whoever wins for four or eight years if it makes you feel better.http://www.mises.org/rothbard/panic1819.pdfAnd during all of what is occurring now people bicker about social issues that blind them to the greater picture: a financial and economic global disaster that will soon make any "moral" issue pale in comparison. All in all whoever wins this election will likely leave office after one term, and do so as the most hated President in modern U.S. history. Looking back over decades of economic and market data shows that the MARKETS precede politics, not the other way around. If you look at candidate popularity over the last few months the rallies gave McCain a more equal edge, and the crashes gave Obama significant leads. Now the market is "stabilizing" (it is not) in the public's eye and McCain is gaining a few points here and there. The candidates will not affect the market. The candidates will not make the United States more capitalistic or more socialist.FDR is a prime example. Took over where Hoover left off post-Depression era and using a "braintrust" of economic advisors instituted the New Deal, which a lot of Republicans and Americans alike feared was Socialism in Disguise. The New Deal did two critical things: it prevented the United States from turning into a socialist country by instituting REGULATORY AGENCIES rather than GOVERNMENT-RUN agencies, and it softened the blow of serious recessionary conditions. But in the long run it did not matter much and we still plunged into a major international conflict, during which all "normal" economics fails to matter.I digress. The single best predictor of an election outcome is the Dow Jones Industrial Average, and it is also the single best predictor of a President's popularity. Now remember that money is too vast, too liquid, and too emotional when tied to the market for any President to ever have a handle on it. Social mood en masse dictates the markets' actions, not a President. Whoever is elected will do so in the toughest economy our country has yet faced, and it will only get worse. He will leave office one of the most hated Presidents in our country's history, and that will only be inflated due to this "Culture War" that is being stirred up into a frenzy by both sides.My main point for saying all of this is exactly that. The Culture War is upon us, and is only being hastened by the likes of Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Olbermann, and the list goes on and on. There is money to be made spinning nothing but the purest shit, regurgitated in nice sound bites that rile up your base and anger the other side.We are staring into an economic abyss the scope of which we have never seen and we're bitching about who might be a Muslim, or who might be a terrorist, who's the biggest patriot?This country is being torn apart by two conflicting viewpoints that have been home-spun by pundits and media outlets on both sides. Buzz words are tossed like chum to frenzied sharks for mass consumption and to fuel the hatred and enhance the rift: Terrorist. Muslim. Nazi. Racist. Religious Nutjob. Too Old. Socialist. Anti-Gun. Pro-Gun. Homophobic. Anti-Semite. Anti-American.Ludicrous.I can't wait for Tuesday night just because I can't wait to stop hearing all the bullshit, but I know that this is not going to happen. Whoever wins, the other side will bitch and gripe about it for four more years. We're in for a long, long time of "I told you so's." And all of it is unwarranted, unfounded, and pure U.S.D.A. Grade A Bullshit. Each side is rallied to the point where they "FEAR" the other side winning. So much for Unity.The only fear we should have in this country is the fear that we will once again tear the very fabric of this Nation with a culture war fueled by severe economic deflation and absolute stupidity. The Civil War pit brothers against brothers in physical bloodshed. The Culture War is pitting sons against fathers, mothers against daughters, neighbors against neighbors, in a figurative war that is causing emotional and societal rips and only increasing the scope of the polarization. I have already begun to see the seeds of it: people in traffic cussing out those with conflicting political endorsement stickers, families arguing over issues that should not be as important as a familial bond, and the use of hate speech on both sides being tossed about in serious anger. My only hope is to make enough within the next couple years so that a place like New Zealand, Switzerland, or Thailand will soon be calling my name and I can call it Home.The progression of social mood in a delfationary economic cycle is as follows: Concern. Fear. Panic. Despair.And we have not even begun to experience the Panic yet.